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  • 401K Contributions

    $19.99 USD 5/5 Stars
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    Description

    Welcome to the world of adulting, where even our candles come with a 401k plan!

     

    Meet "401k Contributions," our sophisticated blend of Tobacco, Vanilla, and Bourbon. This isn't just a candle; it's a sensory investment into your personal relaxation fund.

     

    The top note of rich tobacco immediately sets the stage, evoking images of leather-bound books and polished wooden desks. We're talking about the kind of aroma that shouts 'I've got a diversified portfolio.' Then comes the heart of creamy vanilla, bringing a touch of sweetness to the table - it's like the compound interest on your olfactory investment, consistently dependable and always delightful. Finally, the warming essence of bourbon serves as the base note, a comforting reminder that maturity can be as smooth as a well-aged spirit.

     

    Light up our "401k Contributions" candle, and you're not just sparking a wick; you're igniting a laughter-filled journey, a story to be told. And while we're not promising that this candle will increase your actual 401k contributions (if only!), we can guarantee it will enrich your environment with a scent that's worth every penny.

     

    So, sit back, breathe deep, and let the aromatic dividends of "401k Contributions" pay out. It's the scent of financial maturity, minus the actual responsibility!

     

    Product Features:

    • Hand-poured perfection
    • Long-lasting burn time (outlasts a Netflix binge!)
    • High-quality ingredients
    • Hilariously original, perfect as a gift or for personal use
    • Scent that's a whole lot better than actual 401k paperwork

     

    (Note: No financial advice included. Consult a professional for actual 401k contributions. Or a bartender for bourbon recommendations.)

    Scent Notes: Tobacco, Vanilla, Bourbon

    Hand Poured with Love

    A touch of nonsense for every day. Nonscents Candles are a work of art — with a touch of humor.

    Our candles are made from American grown and processed soy wax with premium, lead-free cotton wicks, and custom fragrance oils.

    Each candle, from wick to wax and scent to sarcastic name, is hand poured with love.